2007/01/02

Fast food and General Relativity

From the Archives:

Someone actually managed to use general relativity to explain why fast food is so awful....

As you accelerate your food, it takes exponentially more and more energy to increase its velocity, until you hit a limit at C. This energy has to come from somewhere; in this case, from the food's nutritional value. Thus, the faster the food is, the worse it gets.
-- Mark Hughes, comprehending the taste of fast food

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